Panepistabomania isn’t yet listed in psychiatry’s comprehensive mental health classifications, the DSM-5 and ICD-11. Even so, many of us, including me – and if you’re reading this – probably you, suffer from it.
Derived from the Greek “παν” (pan, meaning “all”), “επιστήμη” (epistēmē, meaning “knowledge”), “tab” (meaning, you know, tabs), and “μανία” (the Greek word for mania), panepistabomania – if it were a real term and not something I just made up – suggests an obsession with acquiring all-encompassing knowledge through excessive open tabs.
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Keep reading, my friends. Because I’m going to cure you of panepistabomania – or at least show you a way to hide your filthy little habit from your friends and family.
To get started in this new therapeutic modality, I’m going to reiterate how to use a feature that’s been around for a while. But you need to do this before you can progress to higher levels of the cure. To be fair, I’m not sure whether I’m curing you or enabling you. Either way, you’ll thank me.
How to tame your Chrome tabs
Admit it, this looks familiar:
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Above is what my current open tab list looked like before I used the organizational techniques I’m sharing in this article. Also, I’m using a fresh Chrome profile for screenshots because I have a lot in my Chrome setup that’s confidential to clients and project partners.
One good way to get started is to group all your tabs into groups. If you don’t have any tab groups, right-click the tab and choose Add Tab to New Group (as shown at 1 below). Then give the group a name (shown at 2) and a color (shown at 3). To add a tab to an existing group, click Add Tab to Group, and then choose the group (shown at 4).