I always find it a tad disconcerting when an article I carefully planned out doesn’t end up anything like the plan. It doesn’t happen often, but sometimes an article can take on a life of its own.
This was one such article. The assignment was simple. In honor of this week’s quiet VisionOS 2 release, I was to write about my view of the best VisionOS 2 features available now (and what’s delayed).
Fundamentally, I was disappointed. The new hand gestures don’t appear to work if you, like me, have some accessibility features turned on.
The ultrawide Mac virtual display, which I still expect to be the killer app for the Vision Pro, isn’t available until “later this year.”
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Sure, there’s now mouse support. The new Bora Bora environment is nice. And you can rearrange the icons on your home view. But, yawn.
A stupid gimmick (or so I thought)
And then, I was going to have to mention the dumbest new feature of them all, a completely stupid gimmick. That’s the carnival sideshow feature where you can create spatial images from your 2D photos.
Except, well, that stupid gimmick is make-me-cry awesome. Seriously.
I’m struggling to write about this because this feature is just about the most unessential use of advanced technology to ever exist. And it’s certainly not a justification for buying a $3,500 headset<!–>.
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But… after experimenting with it yesterday and today, it may also be the first thing you want to show someone if you’re trying to show off your painfully overpriced headbrick.
I mean, this is some Marty McFly Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan, Ghost of Christmas past, mind-bending bonkers stuff.
It’s a 30-second theme park ride that can slam you 20 years in the past, rip out your guts, and drop you head first into a surrealistic uncanny valley of your own mind.
I am not exaggerating. This is not hyperbole. Once you strap your headset to your head, launch the VisionOS 2.0 Photos app, and click the little magic button, be prepared for a digital acid trip that Ken Kesey and the Merry Pranksters would be proud of.
Okay, let’s back up a bit and put this into context. VisionOS 2.0 includes a feature in the Photos app that uses AI and machine learning to transform a flat photo into something that appears fully 3D.
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Unfortunately, nothing I could screenshot and show you here will do justice to the experience. In fact, the only way you’ll be able to fully grok what Apple has wrought is to put on a Vision Pro and try it out.
What I can do is try to describe the process of what happens and how I felt after following the white rabbit down the rabbit hole.
All of this takes place inside of the updated Photos app. Once you open an image, you’ll see a little 3D cube button, like this: